It’s well-known that my wife and I could not be more different, unless one of us carried chimp DNA. That would probably be me, by the way. Therefore, this morning my understanding of the world shifted when I noticed that on some obscure, metaphysical level she and I are the same person.
I will present my evidence. Here’s a photo of my tools:
And here’s is a photo of my wife’s makeup:
I believe nothing more need be said.
Great minds think alike. No wonder you two are together.But the big question is whose display is more impressive?
Hers is more impressive, no doubt. Look at the colors! She wins, at least until a cabinet door falls off. Then she’ll wish she was holding something other than a tube of lipstick labeled “Tarte.”
Isn’t Life Mystical Gotta Love It
Deep down I knew all the time that we had something in common. I only hope that finding this out doesn’t screw up 23 years of a good thing.