It’s well-known that my wife and I could not be more different, unless one of us carried chimp DNA. That would probably be me, by the way. Therefore, this morning my understanding of the world shifted when I noticed that on some obscure, metaphysical level she and I are the same person.
I will present my evidence. Here’s a photo of my tools:
And here’s is a photo of my wife’s makeup:
I believe nothing more need be said.